Paul Dateh

The boi is nice on the STRANGS , here's his interpretation of hip hop

Okay Arsenio Hall is ol' skewl ! I remember this from my Spring Lake Jr. High days lol Wide screen foe head , The Dog Pound , the flat top box square head and an index finger so long he coud prolly scratch you from the next state. This is what is missin' now from tawk shows. Straight tawk , some1 who ain't scurred to axe the questions that WE wanna hear , GOOD musical guests and just folks actin' a fool; but obviously we're left with Maury Povich tryin' to help find out who the father is to a baby whose momma swears she is 200% right on who the daddy is until the "You are NOT the father" cliche'd statement arrives and then we find out she is really a man who slept with her uncle plus the first shift workers at the local post office. Brang the goo ol' days back !

written by Miss Thang for The Boob Tube Watchin' Dezigner Heroes

OG Style - I Know How to Play 'Em

Remember this ? Maybe ? OG Style - not the DJ but Big Boss and E with an album titled "I Know How to Play 'Em" and guess what . . . . they from Texas play boi! A heavy east coast influence supposedly due to some sort of affiliation with Dj Premier (ain't primo from Tx? The whole album had a true hip hop feel to it and is definitely a throw back especially from the style of music Texas puts out as a whole. I had the cassette back in 91? but now I can not find this anywhere under 20 bucks so if you can find it please let me know. "Sitting in the county jail........somethin' somethin' fo' a real long time " I know I'm gettin' old to remember urthang else but can't remember my favorite songs from back then , it was the song where he was locked up ? ? "Free world" and the other was called "Funky payback" whhoooooo boy them was some smokers . pure classics ! You ain't heard you better do yer research and get acquainted !

p.s. R.I.P. to both "E" who died in early '08 brain aneurysm and Big Boss who died in '06 from kidney failure.

written by two Headed Dragon Fo' The I Know How to Play 'Em dezigner Heroes

The Gas Face

Get ya' face right , my ol' skewl pic this time is "Gas Face" by 3rd Bass. 2 White cats that was droppin' knowledge (even though there has been some descrepency as to how accurate the info. that they were divulgin' was) and hot 16's with a guest appearance from Zeb Love X prior to his Metal Face Doom days . . . . relacks we got yawll. So while you make the face make a lot of weird noises like uuhhhhh haaaa blllaaaaaaa and u got it down pat. Ain't no instructional dance video rekwired to get ya' Gas Face on

written by Mr. Let Me Eat These Beans Reall Quick and I Will Show You a Reel Gas Face
for The Dezignated Heores

Beans Beans They're Good for Your Heart , The More You Eat 'em The More You . . .

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Lovingly from The Dezigner Heroes aka The Anti Ex Men

Chris Hansen Durty Dialogue

Save the Pillow Tawk fo' the sandman , let's try a lil' durty dialogue. If you think your romantic u ain't got nuttin' on dis hurr. No need to go into detail just let Chris Hansen take it away . . . his verbage is quite the talk of the town. . . shhhh just lissssen !

Her Body is my Playground

Her beauty was reamarkable , BUT SHE WAS DUMB !

36 twenny foe 36 , BUT SHE WAS DUMB !

She defined sexiness in her poetry's motion , BUT SHE WAS DUMB !

She sucked all the attention out of the room when she came ! ? BUT SHE WAS DUMB !

Her breasts could feed bigfoot's baby , and it's baby , and it's baby , and it's baby , and it's baby , BUT SHE WAS DUMB !

You could bounce a dime off her booty and get $20 in quarters back . . . DAMN
BUT SHE WAS DUMB !

Her skin stretched over a too perfect bone structure , BUT SHE WAS DUMB !

Why is she so DUMB ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Cuz she gave me her debit card

proudly written by 6ix from The Dezigner Heroes